Not the end you think. I was actually referring to the end of a TV show.
For quite some time, maybe as long as a full year, friends have been telling me about a “must see” TV show. The level of enthusiasm was somewhere between excited and lunatic. And while curiosity is my middle name, I took my time. After all House had a few more patients to be rude to, and Start Trek had a few more places to visit in the Delta Quadrant. But curiosity, as it may imply, does its job picking at the brain to the point where you actually go to the video store, see the show and decide to actually get it. The first season only though. I never thought that multiple seasons should be purchased upfront, before the quality, interest, added value can be established.
But truthfully, I wasn’t that excited. The name of the show implied a lot of noise, for a singular event. If you wish, a two year buildup of a storm that ends up in a single shower. Tons of smoke and ashes ending up in a single small, minor eruption of a volcano. Get the drift?
Prison Break, by definition is the act of, well, let me think how to say it, breaking out of prison. It’s a one time thing. You get into prison, and you break out. I believe that the show actually aired three years ago, counting about twenty two episodes per season, I assumed that it meant a volcanic storm. A major buildup for something next to nothing. So my expectations weren’t very high to begin with.
After cleaning the fish tank, watering the plants, pumping the cornered bicycle with a manual pump, and washing the clean dishes, I ran out of excuses, and Dorit and I sat down to watch the pilot.
It was a grand moment. We felt like we are part of some mysterious, obscure cult, which secretly convenes after the children went to sleep to watch something suspenseful and intriguing. I wasn’t disappointed. As it turns out, though, I ran out of luck. The worst possible scenario happened. I thought it was boring. Dorit loved it. We have to watch it. As we enjoy each other’s company, parting during prime time is not an option.
There are many shows that I like. Many shows I don’t, but at least I understand why other people like them. For the life of me I don’t understand why people like this show. Is it the squinting that happens once every two minutes, when the leading character surveys his surroundings trying to make sense of it? Is it just the prison setting? The conspiracy? The script is shallow, predictable, and as full of holes as Swiss cheese. A funny error (I think it’s an error anyway) is a VHS videotape of the “murder”. The tape is watched multiple times, and each time, the subtitle “rec” is shown as part of the tape. Now, I’m not a professional photographer, but as far as I know the “rec” subtitle only shows on the monitor while you’re recording, but it doesn’t show on the tape. By the way, if you choose to watch the tape on the camera itself, the subtitle would say “play”…
I like to watch shows with objectives. Shows that present a problem, a bug if you will, whether it’s a murder, or a sickness, or even a new race of aliens in the Betazoid System. The plot continues as multiple reasonings are used, possible solutions are presented and scrapped, and then, finally, in a climactic scene, the actual solution is presented. What’s the point in a problem that continues on and on and on, for multiple seasons? And as for the question in the title? Lets guess. The brother on death row is put to death, while the other brother gets out on parole and marries the lawyer. Right. Let me guess again. They run away, for two seasons they dodge the secret service, until finally their innocence is proven on the fourth season. One of the brothers marries the lawyer. End of story until the next bore is released.
I guess I’ll have to make up for it with more popcorn…
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